Let's talk about poop

Restyle {by Heidi}

My conversation with Adrian over our morning smoothies (all things potty-related have been big topics around here):

Adrian: [sticks his tongue out] A bird won't poop on my tongue, Mom.
Me: No, Daddy tells you that to tease you when you stick your tongue out.
Adrian: Birds won't poop on my tongue. They just keep the poop in their bellies.
Me: If they kept the poop in their bellies they would get a owies in their bellies. Just like you would get owies in your belly if you kept the poop in your belly.
Adrian: No, birds just poop on the grass...not on the road.
Me: Well, sometimes they poop on the road, too.
Adrian: No! They just poop on the grass!

2-year-olds are pretty equal to teenagers when it comes to knowing everything. (Ha, and all of the parents with teenagers are laughing at me now.)