Making Stuff Up

Sharyn asked:

If you had a choice between eating nothing but ramen noodles for a month, or cutting old people toenails for 2 hours a day and being able to eat whatever you want - which would you choose?

I would definitly choose to cut toenails for 2 hours a day and eat whatever I want! I love to eat and I am so looking forward to being able to cook and try new things when I get married! I guess I could do that now but...well...I'll just wait. A soon-to-be relative of mine has that old person smell. We go to visit him at his house and you just want to scour the entire house and get rid of the smell. The thing is, it is a relatively old house and I'm pretty sure all the carpet and wallpaper is from when it was built. So you'd really have to redo the whole house. On another note, I really don't care too much for ramen noodles, cheap as they may be, they aren't very good for you either. One package has 66% of the daily value of sodium!